Flaps
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Post by Flaps on May 11, 2011 4:26:25 GMT -5
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Post by Valorie Evans on May 11, 2011 18:07:00 GMT -5
Name: Nathan Sutera Gender: Male Age: 27 (Allegedly) Occupation: Play-by-Play Commentator for N.E.W. Biography:Nathan Sutera is a nationally renowned almost-award winning sports commentator at New Era Wrestling. Mastering his craft at selling false truths as a door-to-door salesman for Just For Testosterone hair products, Sutera would create a concrete base of occupational must-dos for the company. From testing the product on special enhancement wigs, to actually using his own arm hair as dioramas, Sutera looked to be on a path towards salesman legendhood. However, the company would declare bankruptcy at the height of his career, and despite his mark on the industry, he was still nothing more than a lowly salesmen. Being released from his contract from Just for Testosterone, Sutera would find work elsewhere, and in 2009 set his sights on sports commentary. Starting as a commentator for national semi-professional basketball and American arena football franchises, Sutera's new claim to fame wouldn't come until late 2010, when he was nominated for local television station's "Worst Sportscaster of the Year" award, which luckily for him, he didn't receive. His nomination would catch the interest of New Era Wrestling, who at this time were fetching for a brand new face of their broadcasting team, and The Boss, growing a liking to his image, offered him a contract, which Sutera accepted graciously.
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Post by B-Radimus Prime on May 12, 2011 13:47:07 GMT -5
Name: Spice Gender: Female, duh! Age: As If Occupation: Like, Best Interviewer Ever. Biography (Written by Spice herself): Okay, so like, I'm Spice and stuff and I'm like the NEW Interviewer and I'm totally, like, the best Interviewer ever. I was totally a wrestler, like, a long time ago and stuff and I was, like, a part of this, like, tag team called Double D. Double Diva, duh! And like, we were totally undefeated and stuff. And, like, my partner's name was Sugar and stuff and we were, like, Sugar and Spice and it totally makes sense, right? Right. So, like, I totally can't find her and stuff so, like, NEW totally contacted me and they were all like "yeah, we, like, need an interviewer for our show and stuff" and I was all "well, like, I could totally do that and stuff" and like, since I need money and stuff anyways to, like, find Sugar so we can like rejoin and become, like, the best tag team ever again, hello! Like, Double D V.2 and stuff. So, like, yeah, that's all!
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Flaps
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Post by Flaps on May 13, 2011 17:44:39 GMT -5
Name: The Boss Gender: Unconfirmed Age: 46 Light-years and a half Occupation: Chairman Biography:Originally from the planet Mars the creature known simply as “The Boss” is a self made zillionaire and has topped the Nebula Monthly “Richest Man in the Solar System” list for 10 light-years in a row. However, The Boss was not born into wealth, the NEW chairman came into riches after a family holiday to Earth found the Boss at the popular alien vacation destination area 51. It was here where The Boss took an unusual interest in dinner plates, the design fascinating the holiday maker until it became the basis for the revolutionary new space ship design, now longer were crafts the environmentally unfriendly rockets but due to the Boss’s plate inspired designs the flying saucer was made. The Boss became Mar’s answer to Henry Ford and soon was making mind blowing amounts of money but to maintain this wealth the Boss needed to move some money into investments off planet to avoid increasing red moon taxes and so now The Boss seeks out foreign investment opportunities the first being the investment into New Era Wrestling a company which the Boss moved to Earth to manage in order to ensure it’s success and avoid a reputation shattering probe scandal dating back to the Bosses college days back home.
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